It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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