Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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