U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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