I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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