and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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