Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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