At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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