I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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