I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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