why didn't you poke me back
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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