I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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