Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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