You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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