He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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