Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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