Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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