batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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