I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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