found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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