I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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