he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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