i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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