Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
need another drink. this is the easiest way
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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