): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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