I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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