i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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