Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
