I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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