we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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