Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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