I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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