whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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