He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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