Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I currently don't understand fingers.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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