we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i just google imaged poop.
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Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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