I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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