I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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