your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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