Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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