That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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