You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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