just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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