Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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