careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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