would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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