Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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