Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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