I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was born a porn star she said
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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