ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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