Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He kissed a someone with a penis
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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