ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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