how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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