then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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