I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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