What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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