I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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