I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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