that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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